I used to work at a New Age store where they had a book about the spirituality of sex or something - a book pretending to be the "Kama Sutra", but without the pictures, or "The Joy of Sex" with an Eastern overlay.
It was full of long descriptions of different ways to touch and stroke the lignam and the yoni, always with extra virgin olive oil... and every description said extra virgin olive oil, as if regular olive oil would spoil everything.
(I know there are some bad jokes in there about extra virginity, but I'm tired...)
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Date: 2007-12-06 03:23 am (UTC)It was full of long descriptions of different ways to touch and stroke the lignam and the yoni, always with extra virgin olive oil... and every description said extra virgin olive oil, as if regular olive oil would spoil everything.
(I know there are some bad jokes in there about extra virginity, but I'm tired...)