Yuppy?

I have all the yuppy toys: cell phone (BCAA discount & a free phone), Palm Pilot (ridiculously out-of-date, received second hand when Russ upgraded), espresso machine (bought on sale, with Russ' staff discount when he worked for the major coffee place), wireless Internet (that our tenant is helping us pay for) and now, a laptop computer. Bought second hand for $425.

I am a very Scottish yuppy.