Seriously? Is this for real? What's next, America's Next Top Masturbator? See the trials and tribulations as several wankers are locked in their rooms and suffer periodic internet outages, lube shortages, lack of hygene and poor nutrition. Every week popular porn stars will perform for the contestants, whose skill, technique and stamina will be judged.

C'mon people. What ever happened to fake reality shows? People pretending to be real people in pretend real situations.

Not like it really matters to me anyway. I barely watch TV as it is. I'm in trainng for the Canadian version of Top Masterbator.... :p