dreaminghope: (Cute but Deranged)
dreaminghope ([personal profile] dreaminghope) wrote2007-04-14 11:02 pm

Once upon a time, there were many muffins...

There's a story about me from my university years that has been told over and over in the years since I graduated: the story of a million muffins.

When I was in university, I was a typical student with a typical schedule: too much reading, too much writing, too much studying, too much coffee, too much stress. I did have a somewhat unique coping method when it all became too much: I baked muffins; a lot of muffins.

Depending on who is telling the story, I baked six dozen, ten dozen, or fifteen dozen muffins at a time. I may have made six, twelve, or twenty different kinds: cornmeal, cranberry and chocolate, mushroom soup, lemonade, and more. My freezer is always stuffed full, but only some tellings include the detail that each muffin was individually wrapped and labeled before freezing. Some remember that I looked a little manic as I baked; some remember how I pushed muffins on everyone who walked through my door. Some watched me bake. Some saw the overflowing freezer. Some ate the muffins. Some just heard the stories later and retold them.

The story of a million muffins has been an amusing anecdote, a way to summarize my personality, and a teaching tool. As the latter, it was used as an example of one way someone coped with stress; it may also be serving as a cautionary tale of what happens if you don't create more normal coping mechanisms for yourself.

I don't remember how many muffins I made at any one go, or how many different kinds. I don't know how often I went into muffin-making binges. All the story-versions are mixed together in my head, creating a new memory. The story isn't just mine anymore.

[identity profile] meoka2368.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Okay... I can't help but say it:

Aww... Muffin. :P

idea!!!

[identity profile] paganjoy.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
This muffining seems like a wonderful idea for school related agnst!I shall think of you while I write a takehome exam tomorrow and bang away at the directed studies project. I am thinking blueberries, classic and yummy.
So do you still bake your cares away like a Doozer or do youy dance them away like a Fraggle?
(I hope the 80's reference is not lost lol)

Re: idea!!!

[identity profile] dreamhope.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Muffining"! What a fabulous verb!

Muffining in small doses is a reasonable way to cope with school-related angst. Muffining in huge doses tends to make people talk... for years. I graduated from university almost six years ago, and my friends still talk about the baking.

(I recognize "Doozer" and "Fraggle", but I wasn't allowed to watch a lot of TV as a kid, so I don't know the details.)

[identity profile] awehla.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
As usual your posts amuse me, excellent.

Lisa
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[identity profile] dreamhope.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!