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dreaminghope) wrote2005-06-08 01:34 pm
dreaminghope) wrote2005-06-08 01:34 pm
Snug as a pig in a blanket
I have identified two groups of sleepers: hotdogs and sausage rolls.
Hot dogs turn over in their sleep without disturbing the covers, like a hotdog spinning in a bun.
Sausage rolls turn over and roll the covers around themselves, like a sausage getting wrapped in puff pastry.
Russ is a sausage roll. Last night he almost strangled himself with the blankets, because as I felt him begin to roll up for at least the third time that night, I grabbed my side of the blankets and held on. He kept rolling and wrapping, so they got tight enough to wake him up.
I should have felt bad, but I am bitter when I am cold and awake at two in the morning.
I always forgive him in the morning, though.
Hot dogs turn over in their sleep without disturbing the covers, like a hotdog spinning in a bun.
Sausage rolls turn over and roll the covers around themselves, like a sausage getting wrapped in puff pastry.
Russ is a sausage roll. Last night he almost strangled himself with the blankets, because as I felt him begin to roll up for at least the third time that night, I grabbed my side of the blankets and held on. He kept rolling and wrapping, so they got tight enough to wake him up.
I should have felt bad, but I am bitter when I am cold and awake at two in the morning.
I always forgive him in the morning, though.
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