Snug as a pig in a blanket

[dreaminghope]

I have identified two groups of sleepers: hotdogs and sausage rolls.

Hot dogs turn over in their sleep without disturbing the covers, like a hotdog spinning in a bun.

Sausage rolls turn over and roll the covers around themselves, like a sausage getting wrapped in puff pastry.

Russ is a sausage roll. Last night he almost strangled himself with the blankets, because as I felt him begin to roll up for at least the third time that night, I grabbed my side of the blankets and held on. He kept rolling and wrapping, so they got tight enough to wake him up.

I should have felt bad, but I am bitter when I am cold and awake at two in the morning.

I always forgive him in the morning, though.

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[dreamhope.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain, and your cold!